Celebrities and porn

These days, a celebrity sex tape or porn clip is almost a right of passage in a famous person’s life. Recently it came to our attention that a new celebrity has quietly added themselves to the list.

In honor of this, orgasm.com is giving a loving tribute to sex tapes and the celebrities that made them.

First up is the lovely Paris Hilton. This sexy blonde hotel heiress made her sex tape with her former boyfriend and current asshole Rick Salomon. This seems like it could have actually been made just for fun, not for a real porn release.

Unfortunately when you make  sex tape with someone who is slightly sociopathic, you should never let them keep the tape. In 2004 One night in Paris was released and Paris Hilton became a household name like never before.

Second up is another attention whore of the highest rank at the moment. Yeah, that’s right, we’re talking about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape extravaganza!

Seriously, this was obviously made for more than just the two of them. Kim K. was wearing a bra and had her full makeup on, plus she is totally mugging for the camera the whole time.

Next on our list is a veteran sex tape actress. Gracing us like the Pope with holy water, Pamela Anderson has been nude so often in the public eye, that she actually kind of looks weird with clothes on.

Who has Pamela had sex tapes with? There is Bret Michael who got his rocks of love off with her while the cameras rolled. Plus by now we’re all familiar with Tommy Lee and his horse like cock.

Next up is the British bombshell Jordan, aka Katie Price. Miss Price was quite the stunner back in the day and she made sure that everyone got a look at the goods.

In the late nineties a sex tape was released after her flat was broken into. Funny that she didn’t sue when the porn was put on the internet…

The wrestler Chyna has been showing her wares for some time in free porn online. Sure she’s a little too fit for some and her clit looks like a dick, but still…she’ll get naked and have sex on camera.

Yes, that is what you think it is in between her legs. Some guys think that’s hot though, so don’t judge! Also, they say that if you have a dick, you know how to suck one better.

Now for the newest member to the celebrity sex tape team. No, it’s not (sad face) Scarlett Johannson or Mila Kunis. Actually it’s not even a woman.

No, the most recent celebrity to jump into the porn world is none other than Jackass’s Bam Margera. Here he is with his ridiculously good looking girlfriend Missy Rothenstein.

Bam actually volunteered his dick for the porno Fantastic Whores 4, also starring Kara Novak, Gina Lynn and Stephanie Sage. Here is a glamourous photo of Bam Margera’s dick.

So far Bam has only dipped his dick into the porn world once. We’ll see what he does in the future. That’s it for today folks.

If anyone out there has a lead on a celebrity sex tape, feel free to drop us a line. To wipe that dick out of your mind, here are two girls kissing. Enjoy.

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